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Official Guide
Official Guide
The pieces will fall down faster and faster.
Be organized. Be quick. Watch rows disappear.
L-shaped shapes only go into L shaped holes.
Always hold out for the long skinny block until the last.
Eat mushrooms, grow bigger. Slide down flagpoles.
Hit your head against blocks. Jump.
Every time you jump, your boots sing an E flat.
Look always for Star Man and watch for Bullet Bill.
Your best attack is a kick. Or purple boomerangs.
You can choose blue or red, but either way,
Magikarp always turns into Gyrados.
Though Magikarp’s only attack is, is, flop or something.
If you shoot all of the Poes from horseback
You get a special prize from the perverted rednose guy.
Always talk to all the dragons, or fight if they fight.
Always talk to everyone: you never know helps.
You have to suck enemies in and spit them out
To kill your other enemies. If you suck in enough air
You can inflate yourself and fly.
In other places you can’t fly until disk 2. But still,
You can’t get to the Gold Saucer unless you
take the Gondola. You can’t take the Gondola
Until you get through Corel. But really
Sometimes it's so hard to get through everywhere.

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StencilsJuly 11, 2009
you suck