problems have done something

This piece is an erosion of an article in the The Onion (Denver Colorado edition) March 5, 2009 Vol. 45 Issue 10
Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team
online link: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/husband_wife_unaware_they_are_a

problems have done something

with each back-and-forth of quiet becoming one
of
though
remain aware of status and members maintain
act
including
"It's all your
is your"

routine is more than enough reason
check out
self-described
who watched countless times from living
payments
delivering
trademark "What more
you
me"
"I can listen all night long and not get tired of it"
to and
are and
for on end
duo also ex musings
on in the house
        the time
saw into the

this thing where both are each each complete, different
things, and they don't realize 'the' entire
a number
parties
one maybe 10
addition for several . include my was-right-about-you-all
reoccurring, comes next silently, consuming and finally
"Fucking life."
Sometimes, not much more often, passes

last week in the driveway and remembered on the dryer
and shot this look
continued
and have been since
and got   all     past
and- done in the aisle, at the bank, and wherever happens bring up the fact: that other every next
doing all tried-and-true stuff, an employee at home,
"You know"
"I need you to"

I was watching
"I don't remember it exactly, but it started with accidently and then I think. So here's where the face looks, almost crying, and says 'I'm not happy. I haven't been happy for years.'"
do they come up with this
despite popularity, rumors, future, spread, speculating, thinking,
quits
believe; they're up--they were so great
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