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Caption Contest 7: Say Goodbye to Vinny


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Caption Contest 7: Say Goodbye to Vinny

Dear Pieces of Shit,

 

In the last six weeks of running this Caption Contest I've learned some things. Things that would lead a less compassionate man to acts of unspeakable violence against all of you uninspired artists. Thankfully for you, my back gave out the last time I used a pipe iron to express my internal creative angst, and the doctor told me that one more whack could be my last.  Now I know none of you have health insurance, but I'm not trying to end up in a box just because you assholes couldn't think outside of yours. So, I've decided instead to paint myself out of this surrealist bullshit you call a community and get back to what Vinny does best: not giving a shit about anyone or anything. 

 

If you're wandering how I'll be focusing my superior intellect it will be on the education of my only son, Little Anthony. After witnessing how the school system competely failed you retarded Rembrandt's I've decided to pull him out of pre school and dedicate the rest of my life to ensuring that he doesn't end up a lobotomized BFA or MFA (Bad Fucking Artist, Miserable Fucking Artist).

 

Before I depart indefinitely from this spineless cuddle pile of Picasso wannabes,  let me say a few words to the unlucky sack of nutcrust who inherits this thankless position: Welcome to hell.

 

Now and Forever, fuck you.

 

Vinny V

 

 

 Vinny

 

 

As a parting gift (which you're probably too brain dead to appreciate) , here's a picture of me while I'm waiting at the airport that will hopefully take me as far away from you talentless Illiterates.

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. ShaktiNovember 1, 2009

    good luck to you and your man purse

  2. JewellOctober 28, 2009

    Vinny I have never met you but you are pretty much my favorite person on the planet right now. if you punched me in the face I would still love you because you make me laugh to no end

  3. carltonOctober 26, 2009

    dear vinny, since you are finally leaving i will give you a parting gift my first caption submission: "good bye" you really suck ass. but that's pretty obvious... It's only caption number 7 and you already got fired. now you can finally get back to what Vinny really does best, picking Cheeto's out of your crack. ps nice fanny pack! is there anything in there?? or do you just cut out the back so it hammock's your FUPA ?

  4. carltonOctober 26, 2009

    dear vinny, since you are finally leaving i will give you a parting gift my first caption submission: "good bye" you really suck ass. but that's pretty obvious... It's only caption number 7 and you already got fired. now you can finally get back to what Vinny really does best, picking Cheeto's out of your crack. ps nice fanny pack! is there anything in there?? or do you just cut out the back so it hammock's your FUPA ?

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