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Caption Contest 5

Dostoyevsky got paid per word, so that shrewd rusky wrote sentences the length of paragraphs, paragraphs the length of books and books the length of your indefinite sexual "dryspell" (*it's not a drought if it never rained int the first place). You on the other hand, don't.  So keep your captions fucking short, because not only do I not like reading them as it is, I don't want to have to sift through Crime and Punishment to realize it sucks. This week your challenge is Keep It Simple Stupid as you give this big baby some much needed diaper rash.


Caption Contest 5


-Vinny V

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  1. VinnyVOctober 12, 2009

    Congratulations Wallbanger. Your disdain for humanity won you an Illiterate CMYK+RGB T-Shirt. Pick that shit up at Indyink or email adam_gildar@illiteratemagazine.com and he'll hook you up.

  2. fleshOctober 11, 2009


  3. obadaddeOctober 7, 2009

    little billys mom knew the moment that shit ran down billy's legs all tribal style, that he was special.

  4. NateJordonOctober 7, 2009

    Henry Rollins in twenty years.

  5. SimoneOctober 6, 2009

    I had a horrible dream that I went to the store with my shoes untied!

  6. wallbangerOctober 6, 2009

    Fuck! Where else could that needle possibly be?



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