Thursday July 15 its Pick the Flick Night: Burning!
In honor of Ravi Zupa's solo exhibition at Illiterate during the hottest month of the year, this Pick the Flick's theme is BURNING. Vote here by leaving a comment with the you'd like us to screen or leave a comment on the event's Facebook page.This Month's contendersRaising Arizona (picked by challenger, Scout Finch, Manager of the Mayan Theater) vsStreets on Fire (picked by last month's champ, David Coccagna) ...Read more
Thursday = Film Night - Pick The Flick: Homeless
Shut up. So I lost a stupid film competition because the two stoners who showed Illiterate's April Pick The Flick Film Night got bored during a movie about the perils of smoking marijuana. Big f$#@*%# deal! The real travesty is that now Illiterate's Director, inflated by his sham victory, has truly begun to show his inner charlattan *#$*rag colors, calling himself "The Director of Destruction" and claiming that he's going to make a two month sweep by beating this month's contender. DONT LET THAT F$*#TARD WIN! MAY 20th's Theme: HOMELESS The theme for this month is "Homeless" and of course the Illiterate boob who stepped up as the challenger isn't going to make it ea...Read more
Ill Film Night: Pick The Flick Contest #1
Distracted Easily? Impatient? A Huge Deuchcock? (skip this section) That's right, I'm back. Vincenzo Valentine, aka the great Vinny V, once again lowers my standards and returns to the cesspool of talent called Illiterate. For what reason do I grace this puke bowl of regurgitated schlock and derivative drivel with my presence? Why would I once again waste my valuable time interacting with a bunch of circus freak creative hacks like you? Go f*$# yourselves, that's why. For those of you who know me from my days running the Illiterate Caption Contest-- you disgust me like a festering puss bubble, and I'd like nothing more than for my four year old son Little Anthony to p...Read more