Recent Literary
Capes and Cones for the Clothesma...
On a summer’s day, the type where the sun is up from six in the morning until nine o’clock at night, the heat becomes inescapable. The young man decided to take his only son to the park, a perfect walking distance of on...
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Watch heads turn to look at YOUR bodyYOUR BODYWatch heads turn, snap, break in halfWatch as they bow beforeYOUR BODYWe can make it v-neck worthyWe can make you capable:In the house, in the garage, in the bedroomYOU can be capable of fucking anything,...
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To celebrate our savagery and contempt, as well as my imminent departure, we go to the red light district of Brussels for a Sunday night drive. Unfortunately, Juana rear-ends some Moroccans as we get into a heated debate abou...
New Year's Two Thousand Something
Do you want to read a story? It’s just a little something I wrote a little while back. Just wanted some input, some thoughts on the quality. Just read and we’ll see where we go. Perh...
Super-specifiable-general Relativ...
Through the ecumenical extra-uterine paradise of Bernini's Cornaro shoots an engraved reproduction of the Perpignan railway. Like flies on a quantum of action, with the speed and dexterity of incredible hypocrisy, its caption reads: Genius always mov...
Revelations by Gastric Release
Perhaps nothing seems to make you feel more vulnerable, or perhaps more revealing, than pooping next to a friend. The toilet was a hallway, consisting of four stalls to the left, two to the right. Signs on the walls indicate direct...

